My boyfriend also caught the garter… true story.
| Merlin: | *whispers* Arthur... |
| Arthur: | *opens eyes in confusion* |
| Merlin: | *whispers* Arthur... |
| Arthur: | *jumps out of bed and grabs sword* Who's there? |
| Merlin: | *pops out from under the bed with a sheepish grin* It's me...Merlin. |
| Arthur: | *jumps* You're back. |
| Merlin: | I never left. |
| Arthur: | You mean... |
| Merlin: | Yes. |
| Arthur: | You've been under my bed this whole time? |
| Merlin: | *scowls* No...no of course not. |
| Arthur: | Cause if you were... |
| Merlin: | I wasn't, I swear. |
| Rick: | Why are you here? |
| Evie: | I'm sure you must be wondering what a place like me... is doing in a girl like this. |
| Rick: | Something like that. |
| Evie: | *pulls out locket* Well you see, my father loved Egypt so much, he married my mother... who was Egyptian. |
| Rick: | Okay, I get your mom, and I get your dad... and I get him *points to her brother*, but what are you doing here? |
| Evie: | I am proud of what I am... I... am a librarian... and I... I'm going to kiss you now... |
| Me: | YOU'RE BLOCKING MY VIEW!!!!!!!! |
| Candi: | *ducks swiftly in fright* I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Me: | Not you... the stupid lady in the car next to us. |
| Both: | *stare at each other and laugh hysterically* |