Merlin: *whispers* Arthur...

Arthur: *opens eyes in confusion*

Merlin: *whispers* Arthur...

Arthur: *jumps out of bed and grabs sword* Who's there?

Merlin: *pops out from under the bed with a sheepish grin* It's me...Merlin.

Arthur: *jumps* You're back.

Merlin: I never left.

Arthur: You mean...

Merlin: Yes.

Arthur: You've been under my bed this whole time?

Merlin: *scowls* No...no of course not.

Arthur: Cause if you were...

Merlin: I wasn't, I swear.

Merlin lol Arthur haha funny

Crazy Cars

Me: YOU'RE BLOCKING MY VIEW!!!!!!!!

Candi: *ducks swiftly in fright* I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Not you... the stupid lady in the car next to us.

Both: *stare at each other and laugh hysterically*

random funny

The Mummy

Rick: Why are you here?

Evie: I'm sure you must be wondering what a place like me... is doing in a girl like this.

Rick: Something like that.

Evie: *pulls out locket* Well you see, my father loved Egypt so much, he married my mother... who was Egyptian.

Rick: Okay, I get your mom, and I get your dad... and I get him *points to her brother*, but what are you doing here?

Evie: I am proud of what I am... I... am a librarian... and I... I'm going to kiss you now...

lol funny random The Mummy Brenden Frasier