Legolas Vs. Gimli

Legolas: Final count... 42.

Gimli: Not bad for a pointy eared elvish princeling.

Legolas: *scowls*

Gimli: I myself am sitting pretty on 43.

Legolas: *quickly nocks and arrow and shoots body Gimli is sitting on* *Smiles cheekily* 43 .

Gimli: He was already dead!

Legolas: *defensively* He was twitching.

Gimli: That's because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!!!!!

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